"I don't care. I don't have to"

"I smile because I'm totally clueless"

​"I let my mind wander, and it never came back"

"Beatings will continue until morale improves"

"Feel lucky? Update your software"

"Bad spellers of the world untie!"

"A jolly young fellow from Yuma"

"Told an elephant joke to a puma"

​"Now his skeleton lies"

"Under hot western skies"

"The puma had no sense of huma"

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